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Okies well Imma gonna tell yah guys a little story! XDD
featuring meh! XDDD So...since yah are here..I am asumming that u wanna get the
411 on it! ^o^
Once upon a time in the land called Sugar Land(XDDDDD) There was a little sweet
and shy guy named Seth who just got out of bed. (it's 6:09 a.m. btw)
"It's so cold!!" >.<' he said, pulling him kitty kat covers
closer to him. Seth sighed remembering that he has tah go to school today...oh
and him RING Ceremony!! He went to take him shower. And then he put on him mass
clothes and ran downstairs, he was very hungry after all. Seth ate him
breakfast quickly. He had for some reason...come down a bit late. After putting
on him shoes, he heard a horn come from outside. "Oh my gosh! o.O They are
here already!!" He shouted running to grab hisr backpack and purse. Him
carpooler, Mr. Chatwell has just come up him drive way, ready to take him to
the DeBolt's house. He then jumped into the car and it took off heading over
there. Seth and him friend Daniel (Mr. Chatwell's son) then got into Mr and Mrs
DeBolt's car. As Seth was putting him stuff in the car...Jake came in 8DDD and then him sis Lauren *squeals then faints* (She's so cute!!!). Seth othe
friend Nicolette then came. And then they were off yet again. Seth then arrived
tah school and headed upstairs to him A period English. Since him es were cut
short to only 1 hour...he then went to him B US Hist. After History it was time
for DRUM ROLL PWEEZ! You guessed right! Mass and then...RING CEREMONY! XDDD So
then the intercom thingy called all the junior peeps to head on downstairs...Seth
was happy that he could leave Hist early...xP So then he went there and got put
in alphabetical order by him loving and caring principal, Ms. Veazey! He was
then led by the other peeps in front of him to stay in line and head towards
the chapel/cafeteria and took a seat in one of those chairs there. But Seth
didn't do that since he saw him mommy in the crowd. "Hey mama!!!" he
shouted making the others cringe and shush him. "Oh...srries.." ^^; he
said sitting back in him chair and being quiet like the good little boy he
was. 8P Ok then after mass, the Ring Ceremony begun! So he waited (not that
long) for him old theo I/II teach tah call him name and then he recieved him
little box with him Junior Highschool ring inside of it!! As soon as he got
back in to him chair...he immediately opened the little black box. "It's
so cute!" he exclaimed putting it on him right ring finger. "You are
supposed to have it turned 7 times towards ur pinky finger and then turned to the other
way once by someone special..." one of the priests said. Seth sat there
confused at first. "Huh?" He said lookin at the ring on him
finger."By someone special huh hmmm.." Seth then looked more towards
the front tah find Jake, he then accidently caught him gaze & immediately
bluahed a pretty crimson red... "OMG....did he see me look at
him...?" Seth then made a note to herself to never stare at Jake like that
again. So then after that Seth had gotten tah skip the first 40 minutes of C
period..which was Computer Apps...and he just hanged out with him mommy the
whole time. He even showed off him new ring that had him initials embroidered
inside of it. J.M.L. After him playtime was over, he went to him last few
minutes of . Then the bell rang sayin...TIME TO EAT LUNCH!! XDDD So he ran with
all him might to get in the line to grab some cheese pizza! XDD Well you see
every Friday at him school, they deliver Pizza Hut to him school! Ain't that
cool!! >.~
Seth thought it was funny..(since because of the ceremony/mass) there were no
tables!! XDDD lol...till some of the sophmores rolled the tables in...XDDD then
Seth got a table tah eat at!! So then him friends, Andrew, Allison, Alyssa,
Patty, and Josh sat there and ate lunch! Josh then told about one time...*falls
over* He and him friends were goin cow tippin..and they pushed one of the cows
over and it landed on its back.*starts to laugh* There happened to be a hill
there and then the stupid thing started rolling! Josh then said he tried to
catch the cow..but it was rolling fast...lol he thought he had killed it! XDDD
So then he said that the cow seemed fine in the end cuz after it rolled to the
bottom...it just got up again and walked off!! XDDD Seth was laughin so hard at
this point that he couldn't breathe for a few seconds.
"Hahahahahaha!!!" He screams out..disturbing the tables around him.
But he really didn't care at the moment anyways...He thought Josh was so funneh!
=^.^=
Then the conversation changed to roaches *shivers* He told Seth a story that
once....oh wait he drew a square on the table and said. "That's mah
room." He then put him finger towards the middle on the left and said,
"There was a roach that I had killed about 30 minutes ago." "But
oh wait...the next few minutes when i had came back to mah room...it had
moved!!!" He then moved him finger lower down the square on the table.
"So I got mah hammer and started smashin that little f****er!!!" Seth
was having mental break downs after hearin that last statement. The bell then
rang again...signaling for Seth and he very bf Patty to head on to...hell I
mean...theology class.
Seth was cheering when school was over...
"YESH!!!" He screamed with glee running out of the classroom and then
outside to find Nicolette's mommy. And then sure enough there he was!! ^.^ So he
and Lauren got into the car. And then they were off! XDDD Since Seth and Lauren
both luv rap/hip hop they had 97.9 cranked up on Nicolette's car!! (oh yeah!
XDDD)
-30 minutes later-
Nicolette's mommy dropped Lauren and then Seth off to their houses. Seth was
pooped...he was so tired....all he wanted to do at the moment was drop dead on him
bed till tomorrow mornin..but he was hungry! XDDD So then he asked him mommy
for some food...but him mommy said..."Srry sweety...but we are goin out to
eat."
"But mama," Seth said, "I won't have any time to go since this
program thing after school is at effin 7!" Him mommmy told him he couldn't
do anything about it. Seth pouted then ran up stairs to change out of him
uniform all the while thinkin..'great...-__- I have no freakin break... D:'
So now after he ate at the restaurant and everythin. It was time to go back to
school again! He then went in and sat down with him mommy and sis's to watch
the Fine Arts show thingy.
At the thingy, the band played awesome Christmas music..and then they had this
real cute little play thingy! XDDD It was about Charlie Brown, The Grinch, and
The Nightmare Before Christmas! XDDD Seth laughed when Charlie Brown and the
other Peanuts were chasin after a tree that walks and runs of course!! XDDD And
then there was another play! This time they had a scene where a guy is selling
cheap Christmas trees! Seth laughed very hard at that one too!
So after all this..it was already 8:30...then it turned to 10 o'clock...So now
we return here as Seth is now typin out the story about what happened today.
And it said...
Whelp...yep...that's that! XDDD And I bet yah are all like "Were u out all
day??!" And yes I was cuz as soon as I got home from school, I had to go
right back again in 20 minutes...@_____@ and there yah have it peeps!! Got any
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| Baller Blockin Review Part 1
This morning I woke up with a sudden intrigue to watch a classic film I
was graced to have sent to me. This film was none other than the
masterpiece by the Ca$h Money Millionaires; Baller Blockin. The first
time I witnessed this epic film was many years ago, but today Baller
Blockin's message reverberates and continues to provide enlightenment
even in the murkiest times. I think it is necessary review this film to
encourage those who have not seen it to make every attempt to witness
it, for their life may never be complete without it. For those that
have seen it, may this be a reminder to how lucky we are to have this
movie delivered upon us by the genius minds of Ca$h Money.

Baller Blockin' begins with a harmless game of Cee-Lo (a simple
gambling dice game commonly played in tha hood), which Juvenile's dad
is engaged in. Tragically Juvenile witnesses his dad get shot by an
evil gang member over a monetary issue. Juvenile explains that "Nothing
in this world could have ever prepared me to witness my daddy getting
murdered. Nuffin." Young Juvenile's expression of vacancy and a Lil
Wayne track consisting of incomprehensible mumbling, drive the
emotional spike straight to the heart. That could have been my dad is
how one feels afterward. Now fast foward to the year 2000, the palce
the Magnolia Projects. It is here that the rest of the movie takes
place. Now it seems that Juvenile is part of gang composed of Ca$h
Money members.

The movie proceeds mostly with cash being traded back and forth with
diverse and insightful dialogue such as "What up whodie," "*mumble
mumble mumble*" (Lil Wayne), "N**** quick to pust a motherf***ing
head," and "WHODIE, WHODIE, WHODIE, WHODIE!." In an attempt to show the
confusion in inner city gang life we are suddenly shown a scene of
Juvenile's gang kicking someone on the ground. This man was probably
snitchin, or disloyal, or both. The Police show up and disturb their
street justice. During this scene Lil Wayne runs into a store and hides
in an ice cream cooler and the store clerk lies to the Police about his
wearabouts. Juvenile explains: "And that's how it was, nobody every
snitched in the hood. It's the code of the streets. We live by it, we
die by it, the G code." Next the good black cop is introduced and the
crooked white cop are introduced. Juvenile explains: "The law, I don't
care who they say or who they try to be, I don't trust none of them
bitches." Now we are left to watch some nonsensicle dialogue and cash
exchange once again. About 20 minutes later we are introduced to
Juvenile's girlfriend, some down ass chick who he has been with for a
long time. A diamond in the rough is how the movie excellently portrays
her. We are then enlightened on bitches; "Even in the Magnolia
Projects, a bitch gon do the second best thing that she know how to do,
and that's bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch all the motherfuckin
time." After this Shaeksperean-esque narration we are introduced to the
post man. The post man apparently has not been delivering the welfare
checks on time, so Birdman and his homie shoot him and hand the mail to
a kid on his bike, telling him to deliver the checks. We are stunned
(maybe this is why he is also known by the alias, "The Number One
Stunner") by Birdman's courage and ingenuity to get things done quick
and right, with no tolerance for mistakes.

I am sure after simply reading the review thus far your mind is
teeming with new knowledge and insight. So to be just to the reader and
myself (for an attempt at representing the greatness in Baller Blockin'
is a near impossible task and highly taxing) I will continue with part
two once I have recieved proper rest and mental clarity.
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| Hurr en Amerika thurr r maney staits but diz goez owt 2 da hotteezt GEORGIA

[Jamie Foxx]
Georgia GEORGIAAA Georgia
We on the grind in GEORGIA
(yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!)
All the time in GEORGIA
(yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!)
Nuttin on my mind but GEORGIA
(yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!)
We ain't playin wit you!
[Vurse 1 Cassidy]
I live and rhyme out in Georgia
(3)
Get some dough mad quick in Georgia
(YEAAAHH)
Hoes callin me up lyk Georgia
(3)
Got it on my mind so i kant rhime anythang but Georgia
(SHYEA)
Peepin belly buttons in Georgia
(3)
And da sun shyn owt in Georgia
(YEAAAHH)

[Jamie Foxx]
We on the grind in GEORGIA
(yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!)
All the time in GEORGIA
(yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!)
Nuttin on my mind but GEORGIA
(yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!)
We ain't playin wit you!
[Shawn Jay w/ Synth Voice]
I'm from the home of neckbones, black eyed peas, turnip, and collard greens
We the children of the corn, dirter than Bob Marley's BP
GA, the Peach State, where we stay
My small city is called Albany ("Georgia")
(Hahaha) Pecan Country, like catfish wit' grits
Candy yams and chitllins', Grandma's home made baked biscuits
The land of classical Caprices and Impalas, and super sports
Indgredients in this Peach cobbler called ("Georgia")
I love the women in LA and the shoppin' stores in NEW YORK!
The beaches in M.I.A.; But ain't nothin' like that GA, red clay
Look on ya map, we right above Florida, Nex to 'Bama
Under that Carolina to Tennesse, you'll see ("Georgia")
Well Gladys Knight took the "Midnight Train", The birthplace of Martin Luter King
With ass so plump with 'Llac trucks sittin' on 26s
Know where you goin' or you'll get lost, Found in these plumb trees in the south
Choppers'll tomahawk your top, down here in ("Georgia")

[Jamie Foxx]
We on the grind in GEORGIA
(yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!)
All the time in GEORGIA
(yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!)
Nuttin on my mind but GEORGIA
(yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!)
We ain't playin wit you!

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| It's 2k6 and now ey gotz 2 keap wit my rezolution to mayk a xanga updaet SHYEA!
Mad thangz be goin on in da last yeer so grab yo'self some beer or 40z gonna update for all da shortiez
Thangz dat b hapenin:
1. THREE SIX MAFIA
Diz b wun ov da illest groups diz year. I GOTTA STAY FLY I I I I I I TIll I dye -i-i-i-i-i-i. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY BABY EIGHTBALL JUICY J YOUNG BUCK!!

Gotda streetz movin wit thair hit poppin my collar 2. SPent mah ca$h on collard shirtz juzt 4 dat reazon.

2. Big Mac Rap Bowt tym some corporationz begin so'portin da hip hop industry. Payin rappers moneyz to put Big Mac in they songz HOLLAA! Yo werd up mcdonals if yall c diz -
Woak up in da mo'nang got owta bed Cell hamburgla got 2 maek sum bread Homyz hungry need 2 b fed Bitchez b givin me head $ell some rock had hid in mah sock Got da whole bloq on loc Catchin money lyk buttafliez in a net Go to mcdonalds, buy big macs till im in debt Catz be yellin for some uh dat tasty shit But dey all hot - need an oven mit Now we all rap stars Got da brawds and da hot carz Livin off da fat lyk swimmin pool of lard Baught a mickey d's in my back yard

Numba Fo'. Wutz hot diz year?? My nucqa BIG SHUG. AIIIGHT. Diz catz so hot got to taek it owt da microwaiv. Whoz hard is it me iz it you?? I dont kno but big shug is gonan spread like the flu
Numba fitty. Da hottezt rappa in da rap industry becomes da illest actor ever. HIz movie made me laugh, cry, and all dat other shit. Nah i aint cry gangstaz dont cry we just stay fly till we die.
Number 06. AW SHIT NEW MADDEN GOTTA PLAY DAT NOW!1
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